Sex and the City

(Woosh!) Is the universal sign language of a lady part turn-off! It is annoyingly easy to turn a girl on and off instantly, at the same time.
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When I want it, you want it
Guys want attention when they want it and to ignore them when they don’t want it. Basically to treat them like babies. Similarly with sex, women are the same, except comparing it to babies would be pedophile-like. For women, when we want sex then you can want it. Why even try when we can come up with a million excuses to get you off our backs like “I have a headache”, “I’m on my period”, “I’m tired” or if none of that works we go dramatic like “is that all you want me for?” That always works!
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When there’s no foreplay
It doesn’t have to be real foreplay but flirting and being touchy in public with all that PDA stuff are women’s big foreplay. Getting surprise gifts or kisses or even going on a date is a foreplay on its own. If you haven’t done that, don’t be surprise why when you get home she’s always “too tired”.
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Smelly Things
Whether its body odor or penis odor, smell can trigger senses very quickly both good and bad senses. You might be really hot and packing goods but if your smell is too strong… that would be a pass. Also, it applies to over using cologne, deodorant and all.
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Don’t be a Cheap Skates
If you are asking a girl out, Don’t be cheap! It’s really not about having money and all that, it’s just a gesture that shows your appreciation of the other person. Basically, sex is materialistic sometimes. The more you spend on someone the better it will be in bed. I mean, it’s just common sense.
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Always ask for consent and you’ll get what you give, Good luck fellas!

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