Lately people around me have been down with many different things that bothers them and mostly the problem is not rooted by any auspicious circumstances but society-pressure – and to that I say, “Fuck life with your legs wide open”. Not to mean it in a perverted way although, come on, not a living thing would be angry after being given a good 69 or even missionary.
Life will always be tough but I have always been one of the most positive person around others, so here I share to you the kind of things I think about when I’m down.
Have the last laugh!
This might be the Scorpio in me but I will never allow myself to be the victim of a situation I didn’t conspire to. If you become the joke then be a better joker. You will be happier when you have the last laugh.
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What would Beyoncé do?
In any situations where others are trying to make me look dumb or sound dumb, I would think – what would Beyoncé do? I would probably have them choke on their own brain fart and give them a taste of their own puke. Who’s the dumb one now, bitch! And then have the last laugh. Although Beyoncé would make it sound so much more graceful.
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Make the situation your bitch!
If the universe is giving you a hard time, make the universe your bitch. I will win this game no matter what. The universe is testing your patience by sending you douchebag-men along your way, I will win this game by staying strong and be single af! Dessert is always the last on the menu.
Have the willpower of a Unicorn!
This might not make a lot of sense but if you have truly strong willpower, nothing can push you down or make you fall. Hey, everyone is going through a hard time and not everyone will get pass it. You have the choice to be in which pond. The ones that sea fish jump into the lake and die or the ones that jump into the ocean, you pick, it’s your destiny not mine!
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If we take a step back and look at the situation from a third-eye perspective, we will always find a solution. We can figure anything out if we give ourselves enough credit and time to do so. Life can be tough if you think it’s tough but if you change the word tough to adventurous, all your problems will be fun to tackle! Have fun, let loose and go skinny dipping <3
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