I feel like I want a boyfriend for all the wrong reasons which is why it is best to keep myself single until I am able to lower down my guard and ego and accept another person into my life.
It’s enough already that my personal space is shared with my dearest friends that I love and I have no problem with that because they are like family. But then there’s also my family, not to mention the extreme ignorance on boundaries, I do not need a boyfriend in my life for more invasion.
But once in a while, of course, I have the momentary vision of having a boyfriend but these reasons are invalid and therefore I’d rather stick to being in a relationship with myself, extended to my family and friends. But here’s some of the invalid reasons to why I want a relationship…
First of all, I want a boyfriend so that I have a personal photographer following me around. I am extremely jealous of those who get super annoyingly cool candid pictures of them taken by their boyfriend whom they travel with. Selfies do not capture the whole scenery okay?
Then there’s the technicality in this ‘I want a boyfriend’ thing. How do you set up the router or like fix the Wi-Fi? Like in times like these I really need a boyfriend. Or like when suddenly my computer freezes, I just need a calming voice to say ‘just turn it off and restart’.
In some cold, rainy days, you want a good body heat but you can’t do that with anyone unless they are comfortable enough to be naked beside you so you lay there thinking of one of your fuckboys and wish they were your boyfriend.
The worst time is when you are simply having needs down there and needed ‘comforting’ but you don’t want to feel like a slut so you wish you had a boyfriend who will happily satisfy your needs whenever you need it.
But then after those split moments end or after you’ve helped yourself, you then realize you don’t really want to be in a relationship and that you are completely happy with your current situation. See the thing is, classic women out there, you do not need a boyfriend but no one wants to be alone forever. Wait until you find that person whom you will be comfortable with sharing your awesome space, time and energy on. Not because you need them but because you want them and they fulfill you in ways you’ve never been before. They better fucking be awesome-mer cause’ you are pretty fucking amazing!
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